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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 1, Episode 15

Ophelia Ramírez and Roger Radcliffe in “Unfinished Business”

(a huge sign announcing SCHOOL DANCE THIS FRIDAY NIGHT)

Ophelia Ramírez

(disgusted) Ugh, a school dance? Oh, the gym will be packed, the fashions will be vile and hello, the music will be nauseating.

Roger Radcliffe

Yeah. (looks down hopefully) You wanna go with me?

Ophelia Ramírez

I'd sooner shave my head and eat a bucket of cockroaches.

Roger Radcliffe

So is that a yes or a maybe?

Ophelia Ramírez

Idiot!

Roger Radcliffe

(excited) Ooh yeah, that's a maybe!

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