Ophelia Ramírez quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Ophelia Ramírez

Please kill me.

Ophelia Ramírez

You know the old saying: "Keep your friends close, and your really stupid friends even closer". Look at her. She's so young and chipper, so full of life. What kind of cold, heartless monster would stand in the way of her dreams?

Ophelia Ramírez

Gee, guess you told her.

Ophelia Ramírez

Okay, listen up! You wanna know what's really important in this election? The truly, honest, absolute and most important part is that you do NOT elect Melissa O'Malley! You can't, and do you wanna know why? 'Cause you hate her! Hello?! We ALL hate her! But most of have been too scared to admit it! She's a snobby, self-important, egotistical wacko! She spends all day talking about herself or telling us how stupid we are, or ugly, or fat, or short! And I'm sick of it, you're sick of it, we're ALL sick of it! Isn't it about time we let Melissa just how SICK OF IT we are?!

Ophelia Ramírez

Help me.

Ophelia Ramírez

Ugh, I can't imagine anything more annoying.

Ophelia Ramírez

Tell me you can teach me that.

Ophelia Ramírez

Move it before she gets a second wind. We're going to the roof.

Ophelia Ramírez

I do. I have something else in mind.

Ophelia Ramírez

Fabulous, Roge, very natural.

Ophelia Ramírez

(comes in) Right on the money, Roger. Okay, who's next? Lila, how about I give that coif of yours a few highlights? Nothing fancy, we'll start small...

Ophelia Ramírez

Oh, she finally comes around! Come here, babe, you're all mine.

Ophelia Ramírez

Fine, agreed.

Ophelia Ramírez

Ooh, excellent question. (takes out a razor, but the power goes out) Aw, man!

Ophelia Ramírez

Really? How?