Ophelia Ramírez quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Ophelia Ramírez

Where'd you learn all this nature junk?

Ophelia Ramírez

It's pretty cool.

Ophelia Ramírez

Vested Interest is the worst band ever. I can't believe anyone would listen to that garbage.

Ophelia Ramírez

Yeah, what?

Ophelia Ramírez

Finally.

Ophelia Ramírez

This is gonna be so awful.

Ophelia Ramírez

Okay, yeah, right. If you look up "fun" in the dictionary, you're not gonna find "singing in chorus at an old folks' home".

Ophelia Ramírez

I was blocking another after-school activity.

Ophelia Ramírez

Um, hello, no it's not. There's, like, 40 minutes of commercials and trailers before the movie even st--

Ophelia Ramírez

Okay, what?

Ophelia Ramírez

(sees the pile of clothes on Juniper) You and me seriously need to go shopping.

Ophelia Ramírez

Hello? Wake up the smell the persecution, Roger. Zoos are just prisons filled with animals who were simply minding their own business until they were captured and jailed for society's amusement. (gestures Dennis throwing a peanut at a zebra)

Ophelia Ramírez

We? How did I just get a ticket to Dorksville?

Juniper Lee

Uh-oh, Jody's sister Rachel is getting Bat Mitzvah this Saturday.

Ophelia Ramírez

(pointing to something off screen) Oh man, Jody's mother always plans parties the way King Kong visits New York.

Juniper Lee

Oh, come on, it might be fun!

Ophelia Ramírez

I'm sorry, you were saying?

Juniper Lee

No offense, Jody, but every time we come to one of your family things, your mom makes us work.

Jody Irwin

That is so not true.

Ophelia Ramírez

Oh, yeah? Well, what about your bother's last birthday party?

Juniper Lee

Somebody's been eating my porridge.

Ophelia Ramírez

Somebody's been eating my porridge.

Roger Radcliffe

Somebody's been eating my porridge, and they ate it-- (An ice cream cone gets thrown at his face) All right, McIntyre, you wanna piece of this?! You want some?! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! (Proceeds to beat him offscreen)

Jody Irwin

No, no, no. It's not gonna be like that. (June, Ophelia and Roger give her a look) Okay, it's gonna be exactly like that. Except this time, she wants The Wizard of Oz.

Roger Radcliffe

No way! I am not playing Dorothy again!

Ophelia Ramírez

Come on, Roge, admit it. You love those red shoes.

Roger Radcliffe

Did not! (Beat) Okay, maybe a little. Having a sense of fashion isn't a crime, you know.