Ophelia Ramírez quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Ophelia Ramírez

Okay, oh, my gosh, hello? This is it! This is the moment we've all been working so hard for. Thank you so much for your support and dedication to this show. It's been an incredible artistic journey for all of us. So get out there AND MAKE ME PROUD! And if you don't, I'll bury every single one of you up to your necks in hot tar, got it?! NOW, MOVE!

Ophelia Ramírez

Okay, like, don't go all "after-school special" on me. I did though, huh?

Ophelia Ramírez

Just don't turn into a diva and hog the spotlight.

Ophelia Ramírez

What?! What do you mean you can't June?! She's gotta be here someplace! SOMEBODY FIND JUNE!!! (two kids run off to find Juniper)

Ophelia Ramírez

Intermission, people. Ten minutes.

Ophelia Ramírez

Where were you?

Ophelia Ramírez

(gasps as she realizes...) The village idiot! We don't have one anymore!

Ophelia Ramírez

Yeah, exactly.

Ophelia Ramírez

If I did, would I do this to my hair? Oh, by the way Jody, you got spinach in your teeth.

Ophelia Ramírez

So? I'm ruining picture day. It's just companies preying on parental vanity to schnooker them into buying a million eight-by-tens and wallet-sizes.... Capitalism! Bleugh. What would our forefathers say if they saw us today?

Ophelia Ramírez

Still there.

I'm on it. (walks over to the real Jody)

(punches the Roger clone by the arm) Uh, actually, my mom said she'd drive us. Come on. (they turn to leave)

And her record collection bites. (takes out a record) It's all, like, folk music on vinyl! Hey, wait a minute. Norwegian Death Metal.

Ophelia Ramírez

(looks at her clone) Poser. (enters the music store)