Jody Irwin quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Jody Irwin

Wait, now the monkey's a man?

Jody Irwin

We don't have popcorn, we don't candy and we don't have seats. We have a lot to do before this picture starts!

Jody Irwin

One movie at a time, Roger!

Jody Irwin

Ugh, Roger, there's no such thing as a half-shark, half-crocodile.

Jody Irwin

Come on! Move it, people! Move it, move it!

Jody Irwin

Hey, you wanna get into the Halloween spirit, let's go rent a monster movie tonight.

Jody Irwin

I won't freak out.

Jody Irwin

(shrieks and jumps around in fright) Space alien! It's a space alien! It's gonna abduct us and suck our faces off! I'll never get into Harvard with my face sucked off!

Jody Irwin

Perfect grade point averages and high test scores won't help me if my face is sucked off! (starts running around and screaming hysterically)

Jody Irwin

That is so not true. Zoos provide a safe environment where defenseless creatures can nap, or eat, or take a bath without all that stress of getting eaten by something with bigger teeth. (gestures a lion next to a wild pig) You know, kind of like a spa for the animal kingdom.

Jody Irwin

Guess who's running against Melissa for president! (holds up her own flyer as Juniper stares in shock)

Jody Irwin

I hate everyone in this whole stupid world!!

Jody Irwin

It's unbelievable, it's unthinkable! They cancelled tonight's astronomy club field trip to the observatory!

Jody Irwin

It's not funny! I've been preparing for weeks. I've read up on it, I've bought goggles, a protective hat, stocked the basement with canned goods in case it's a bad comet, like the one that destroyed all the dinosaurs-- all that! And our science teacher, Mr. Peck, has to go and get sick.

Jody Irwin

Oh, my gosh! Why didn't I think of that? June, you're a genius! (gasps) You could all come over and watch the comet!