Jody Irwin quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Jody Irwin

Now, I've checked the weather eight times in the last hour and within a 30 mile radius around my house. We still should get a clear look at the comet in... (sees the telescope) Oh, no, my dad didn't bring the telescope up to the deck! We'll never get it upstairs ourselves. It weighs... (Lila grabs the telescope) ...a ton.

Jody Irwin

Uh, what crisis?

Jody Irwin

Yes! It was hard picking out footwear that wasn't going to clash with the comet or the telescope.

Jody Irwin

Wow, you really know your stuff. (Lila looks at Juniper, who winks at her) It's great to find someone else who loves astronomy as much as I do.

Jody Irwin

(checks through the telescope) Yes! Wait, maybe not. No, I think it's a firefly. Yeah, and a bat just ate it. Maybe it's just to cloudy to see the comet. I can check the weather again...

Jody Irwin

The comet? Did I miss it? (checks through the telescope) No, it's just another firefly. And a bat ate it.

Jody Irwin

Okay, hurry back! You don't wanna... Oh! (checks through the telescope) Firefly, bat. Those little guys just don't stand a chance. (Juniper and Lila run off)

Jody Irwin

Me! Me, me, me, me!

Jody Irwin

How about you cut one side and I'll cut the other?

Jody Irwin

No! The power can't go out! (takes out her hair dryer, hair curler and hair crimper) If we don't have electricity, we can't our hair. If we can't blow dry, or curl, or crimp, all our hair will set and we'll look like freaks! I can't look a freak!

Jody Irwin

I've never seen so many fireflies. No big ol' bats are gonna snack on you guys now.

Jody Irwin

(comes in) It sure is.

Jody Irwin

You said I was dry, I gotta show June! You totally need to hang out with us more often. (she opens the door of the bathroom to find Ray Ray and Monroe experimenting with makeup)

Jody Irwin

(carrying a bowl of hair dye) When you pry them apart, you need to dye my head a second coat.

Jody Irwin

Oh, come on, Ophelia, you say everything is gonna be awful. It's gonna be fun.