Monroe quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Monroe

10 bucks says he freaks out.

Ray Ray Lee

You're on.

Boomfist

With the powers of H.A.T.E., the villains of L.O.V.E. don't stand a chance!

Monroe

(upon seeing Ray Ray with Boomfist) Can it really be?

Juniper Lee

It's not possible.

Dennis Lee

Whoa. Why ya talkin' to the dog?

Monroe

Actually lass, he's absolutely right.

Juniper Lee

But the magic he learns isn't real.

Monroe

Actually, a lot of the magic Dennis and his friends practice is based on real magical spells. He may even know more magic than YOU.

Monroe

It took a little work, but I managed dig up an Amnesian Stone. If used properly, it can wipe out the last 24 hours of Dennis' memory. ...Should I uh, give 'er a rub?

Juniper Lee

Mmm.... (glances at Dennis talking with Ray Ray) ...Nah. We couldn't have won today without Dennis. And... I know he can be a real pain but, well, it turns out he's pretty good at this. Heh. Who knew?

Monroe

(smiling) Guess it runs in the family.

Juniper Lee

Yeah. ....Who knows, maybe he'll even be fun to have around...

Dennis Lee

(offscreen) Hey June, what's this do? (she gets hit with a magical blast, burning her hair) Oh man! June! You should really label these things, June, sheesh.

Juniper Lee

(to Monroe) But hang on to the stone. Just in case.

Jasmine Lee

(after being turned younger) What's everybody staring at?

Ray Ray Lee

Whoa, Ah-Mah, you look hot.

Eww!

Ray Ray Lee

What? I can't say my own grandmother looks hot?

NO!

Jasmine Lee

(giggles) Of course you can sweetie, your Ah-Mah could never get tired of hearing it.

Ray Ray Lee

[to Monroe] See! All these text books have her name in 'em, an-and this is her soccer jersey, and... [finds June's family tree album] ...And this- is Juniper!

Monroe

...Sweet Agnes McGee... [Sees June wearing her bracelet on the photo] ...It's true!

Monroe

My, they certainly are industrious little old ladies, aren't they?

You bet your hairy butt we are.

Monroe

[He makes a variety of weird gestures after being exposed to Tarabok Weed] Oh boy. [He starts growing in size, his shadow being cast over June and Ray Ray

Sweet Mary MacGonagall!

Our mission was a success!

The dog?? You captured the dog??? You were supposed to take the Te Xuan Ze!

Well I was, but he insisted on coming.

Excuse me?

Monroe

That's right, sign me up, I'm in! I'd like to join H.A.M..