Monroe quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Monroe

Ow! For pity's sake!

Monroe

I'm going for a walk! Catch a ball like some trained poodle. (gasps when he sees a green five-eyed monster kid approach him)

Monroe

Put me down this instant! I am not your plaything!

Monroe

No more. No more.

Monroe

(as he gets thrown across again) HELP!!!

Monroe

Lost what?

Monroe

You lost it?!

Monroe

Oh, for pity's... How are you to be alerted that there's an imbalance in the world of magic if you lost the enchanted bracelet?!

Monroe

NOOOO!!!!

Monroe

(dryly) I'm so glad.

Cake?!

Ray Ray Lee

What's this supposed to do?

Juniper Lee

Well, it should retroactively conjure the ethereal energy of the room and visually unveil the unobservable mysteries that took place.

Ray Ray Lee

Oh! Kind of like a camcorder?

Juniper Lee

Sorta.

Monroe

Ugh! [sputters] Pirados Demons! No wonder the whole room smells like a gorilla's butt!

Juniper Lee

Come on! These guys busted into our house and shoplifted from my room. The Te Xuan Ze does not give five-finger discounts.

Hey, that is such a cool shirt. It looks really cute on you!

Ray Ray Lee

Dude. I am never taking this off.

Monroe

I hate to break it to ya, lad, but you never do. You're like Charlie Brown.

Ugh, everyone off to school? No beasties to battle? What am I supposed to do while they're off all day, sit around and watch you eat biscuits?

Monroe

I'm allowed one a week.

And obviously, that diet's working out real well for you.

Ray Ray Lee

I got the bait! [pulls out a gnome out of his backpack]

Brilliant job, laddie.

Monroe

Ray Ray, did you steal that off someone's front yard?

Ray Ray Lee

Dude, look at this thing. I was doing him a favor. Plus, if the gnome doesn't work out, I got us backup. [pulls out a flamingo decor out of his backpack]