William
Ugh, everyone off to school? No beasties to battle? What am I supposed to do while they're off all day, sit around and watch you eat biscuits?
[Cut to them in the basement while Monroe reads and eats a biscuit]
Monroe
I'm allowed one a week.
William
And obviously, that diet's working out real well for you.
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