Ray Ray Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Ray Ray Lee

I'm the goose in Jack and the Beanstalk. (gestures his tail feathers) I fire off golden eggs right out of my can.

Ray Ray Lee

Oh, yeah. I wouldn't sit in the first ten rows if I were you. (laughs) Hey, I was just stopping by to see Monroe. How is he-- Whoa. WHOA! (sees a fat Monroe, laying down from eating, as he belches)

Ray Ray Lee

Yeah, well even the Brontosaurus family doesn't have bones that big.

Ray Ray Lee

Oh, dude!

Ray Ray Lee

Dude, chew it, don't spew it! June's missing. We can't find her anywhere. Come on!

Ray Ray Lee

Oh, dude, are you kidding me? The all-star game for monsters? Are we here to, you know, seek the peace, pack a few demon skulls if anyone gets out of line? (laughs)

Ray Ray Lee

Wow! Since when did Ah-Mah become such a rock star?

Ray Ray Lee

Yeah, she could puke or set her hair on fire.

Ray Ray Lee

Listen, listen, listen. We were in this bowling alley filled with elves, right? And nobody ever told me that elves were that allergic to fried foods. And it was around this time that I gave all these elves french fries!

Ray Ray Lee

WHOOO! Way to go, Vigon! WHOO-HOO! Long time coming, pal!

Ray Ray Lee

(as he and Monroe are captured by one soldier) You Men-in-Black-X-File nimrods are messin' with the wrong guy! Do you know who I am?!

Ray Ray Lee

So, you're the head monkey in charge? Well good! 'Cause when my sister gets here, I wanna tell her who gets their butt handed to them first!

Ray Ray Lee

For how long?

Ray Ray Lee

Holy mackerel! Did you see that?!

Ray Ray Lee

Ah-Mah! Whoa! Whoa! You have been holding out on us! Honestly, anybody who kicks that much help does not need my help taking out the garbage. (laughs)