Ray Ray Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Ray Ray Lee

Well maybe if somebody was a better goalie.

Ray Ray Lee

That's 'cause it costs a dollar.

Ray Ray Lee

Or you could turn totally invisible. Or I'll turn totally invisible and we can make a huge flesh-eating zombie out of paper. Yeah! And then the two of us will distract Dad while you and Monroe conjure up screaming rhino with wings…

Ray Ray Lee

Okay, no rhino, a zebra.

Ray Ray Lee

Whoa. (shudders) I get to be the Te Xuan Ze? Yes! Whoa! This is gonna be so cool! (bolts out of the room and comes back with two different capes) What do you guys think? Red cape or blue cape? Keep in mind, the tights are navy.

Ray Ray Lee

Show yourselves, evil creatures! The great protector commands it!

Ray Ray Lee

Well, they better get unstrung or they're gonna taste my boomerang of pain! (takes out a green kitchen sponge)

Ray Ray Lee

Jealous much? You can't hide forever, speed demon guys!

Ray Ray Lee

Okay, seriously. Where are they?

Ray Ray Lee

Evil doers, halt! (two past him, tying himself with his own cape)

Ray Ray Lee

Yeah, you keep hopping! Hop away, you big yellowbellied, slimy, wart-covered... amphibian!

Ray Ray Lee

Are you crazy?! He's a three-ton frog! What are we gonna do, get a hundred-pound fly? (Monroe grabs his utility belt) My utility belt!

Ray Ray Lee

Where'd they go?

Ray Ray Lee

Listen, dude, I'll talk to the warden, but I gotta be honest with you, you're looking at life.

Ray Ray Lee

Take it easy, dog. Last year, you came back with a cholesterol level of, like, a million.