Ray Ray Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Ray Ray Lee

Yep. It says "I came to Monster Con, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt".

Ray Ray Lee

How was I to know that there's gonna be a 3-ton spider in that box?

Ray Ray Lee

Ah, dude, we haven't even hit our stride. (to Juniper and her friends) Come on, come on! We gotta move! The good stuff goes fast! Now, the word is they're doling out whole candy bars on Griffin Avenue. If we don't move it, we'll be getting no sugar-free hard candies from the bottom of some old lady's purse. (Jody, Ophelia and Roger start moving)

Ray Ray Lee

Chill nothing! We'll be lucky to hit half the houses on our block before you gotta go kick some monster's butt 'cause your stupid bracelet starts beeping.

Ray Ray Lee

Say, what do real monsters do on Halloween? I mean, do they tear it up like it's New Year's Eve or somethin'?

Ray Ray Lee

Where?

Ray Ray Lee

Behind those kids?

Ray Ray Lee

That is so embarrassing.

Ray Ray Lee

Milk chocolate, pile one. dark chocolate, pile two. Nut, nougat and crispy-filled chocolate, pile three. Other chocolate, pile four. Ew, butterscotch. (throws it to a sleeping Monroe who eats it) Candy corn, pile five. Peanut clusters, pile six. Gum, pile seven. Bubblegum, pile seven, subsection A. A toothbrush? A toothbrush?! Curse you Dr. Horatio Rosenberg, D.D.S of 42 Maple Drive! (throws the toothbrush to Monroe)

Ray Ray Lee

Come on! Come on, man! (frantically starts eating some of his candy and puts the rest of them in his costume) Save the nougat! Save the nougat!

Ray Ray Lee

Hey, June, how are you? That's good, I'm just gonna walk around here for a while if that's cool. Hey, I wonder what's on TV. Ha, nothing much. Wonder how many chairs I can lift up at once?! I can’t feel my teeth!

Ray Ray Lee

I dunno, not much. Who's counting? Get off my back! (he and Juniper notice candy corn being thrown at her patio doors) Someone's throwing candy corn at your window! (opens Juniper's patio doors) Open it, open it, open it! Open your mouth, open your mouth, open your mouth!

Ray Ray Lee

Do you have any licorice?!

Ray Ray Lee

Hey, hey, hey, my friends, over here. Listen, I can totally get my sister to fix your problem, right? But what are you guys gonna do for me, huh? Perhaps if you were willing to part with a little something milk chocolate or, let's say, n-nougat.

Ray Ray Lee

(takes the microphone from the referee) That's right, ladies! June's gonna rip him to bits! She's gonna tear him five new blowholes and send him to the hospital in a lunchbox! Call his mama and tell him to forget about dinner, 'cause this second guys ain't coming home!