Ray Ray Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Ray Ray Lee

That's what I'm talkin' about! I'm small, spry, cagey. I can through their legs, hide in all sorts of nooks and crannies (gasps) like in their pockets, right? And they'd go, "Hmm, are those my car keys?" and "Pow"!

Ray Ray Lee

And two up my nose! Aw, c'mon, June, you gotta give me more game-time! It's like you're president, and I'm the VP, and when you croak, I gotta be ready to hit the field.

Ray Ray Lee

It's not like I'd celebrate or anything. I'd be too busy kicking monster butt!

Ray Ray Lee

Look! You're slipping! You didn't even see that guy comin'!

Ray Ray Lee

Give it up, you ugly, red-eyed hunk of evil metallic metal!

Ray Ray Lee

Whoa! I got him on the ropes, June! (bites one of the robot's horns) He's playing possum! Ha!

Ray Ray Lee

(continues to attack the robot) That's right! You wanna piece of me? You wanna piece of me?! Huh, do ya?!

Ray Ray Lee

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Ray Ray Lee

(pops out of the trees) Now!

Ray Ray Lee

Welcome to the school of pain! Principal Ray Ray will see you now! (The goblin flies across him) Oh, sure! Run away!

Ray Ray Lee

Man, when you guys said we were gonna team up, I thought I was gonna be, you know, on the team.

Ray Ray Lee

Yeah, well I'm good at a lot of things. I'm sneaky, I'm resourceful, not above fighting dirty. I can do a lot more than be a... (sees the goblin getting up behind Juniper and Jasmine) Look out!

Ray Ray Lee

Augh, can't imagine what's better!

Ray Ray Lee

I stand corrected!

Ray Ray Lee

What? Old ladies pay, like, a hundred bucks a pop for one of these mud-bath-thingies. And I can't blame 'em! I feel AWESOME! It's good for the skin, it's good for the pores, it's GREAT for the arm-pits! Smell my pit. Go on. It's like a babblin' brook in there, right?