Ray Ray Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Ray Ray Lee

Man, I was just getting moisturized, I don't know why you-- (sees something) Hey, you sure that regular human beings can't see any magical creatures? You, me and Ah-Mah are the only ones who can see those dudes, right?

Ray Ray Lee

No reason.

Ray Ray Lee

What are you thinkin', Lincoln? Why have your feet beat the street when you can ride in style with a smile? (rides his bike)

Ray Ray Lee

Okay, that is just wrong! You wanna be a real kid, right? Well, you can't be a real kid until you learn how to two-wheel it. Come one, I'll show ya! Hop 'er on!

Ray Ray Lee

Okay, now riding a bike is all about the balance. You just pedal slow, keep the handle bar steady and squeeze the breaks, oh, so gently. If you get too scared, you won't stop. Alrighty, you ready?

Ray Ray Lee

Do not. (to Lila) Now, I don't wanna push you too hard your first time out there. Mastering a bicycle is a slow process, so just take 'er easy and...

Ray Ray Lee

Yeah, I'm sure.

Ray Ray Lee

She had an excellent teacher.

Ray Ray Lee

If you were drowning, she'd throw ya a bucket of water! Actually, she'd throw a bucket of spit and a bucket of water. But the peeps love her, go figure.

Ray Ray Lee

If you monsters knew what was good for you, you'd cut us down! Hey, five-eyes, I'm talkin' to you! When I get down from here, you guys are so-- (one cooking monster places an onion on Ray Ray's mouth to shut him up)

Ray Ray Lee

(opens his door) Just a second! I... spilled something and I gotta clean it up.

Ray Ray Lee

Just a second! (runs out of his room and comes back with more of Juniper's bottles of potions) I'm shampooing, uh, my hair! (closes his hair to throw the potions at the monster, only for them to transform the monster into a large blue strong monster with horns)

Ray Ray Lee

Coming! (comes downstairs)

Ray Ray Lee

What? I said, "Just a second". It was a second, then bam, I'm here. Let's rock.

Ray Ray Lee

Yeah, I sort of, you know, set free a vibrating mucus troll in the living room.