What? Old ladies pay, like, a hundred bucks a pop for one of these mud-bath-thingies. And I can't blame 'em! I feel AWESOME! It's good for the skin, it's good for the pores, it's GREAT for the arm-pits! Smell my pit. Go on. It's like a babblin' brook in there, right?
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