Ray Ray Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

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Ice cream scoop?

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Straw?

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Bendy straw?

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Aw, man! I guess it's back to plan B: chocolate milk.

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Oh, hi guys, didn't hear you coming.

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Yeah, great. It's just Mom and Dad do so much for us I... really wanna give 'em something back. (Continues pretending to do the dishes as Juniper leaves, and afterwards takes his hands out of the sink) Ahh, with big hands comes big responsibilities...and no ice cream. (looking at his wet hands) Hoo! I gotta moisturize these puppies.

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(gasps) That's what I'm talkin' about! (He tests his big feet by dancing and hopping around) Oh, yea-- (a purple tail with yellow spots pops out of his butt) Okay, didn't see that coming.

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This is totally not my fault.

Ray Ray Lee

Oh, that! Funny story--

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(as he looks himself in a mirror) You guys should totally thank me for drinking that bad boy before giving it to the giant dude. I am pretty sure he didn't want to be turned into a huge lizard.

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(stammers) How come Mom couldn't see me?

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You mean I'm invisible and a monster? This just keeps getting better and better! (laughs, but grows a little) Dude, you guys are shrinking.

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Hold on. I feel somethin' (his stomach rumbles as he burps loudly and laughs) More of the same please, and keep 'em comin'!

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Woo-hoo! Somebody connect my dots! (laughs, but the shade of blue and polka dots disappear) Aww!

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Banish? Who we banishing? There's gonna be banishing? All right! (laughs as Juniper and Monroe look at him, making him realize...) You're gonna banish me? You can't banish me! I don't know anybody there! I'm too young! I'm only 8!