Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

Sounds like we better get the other half of the medallion before they do. (rushes into her room and grabs Monroe) Come on!

Juniper Lee

Oh, it's Richard, duh! (she walks out)

Juniper Lee

(offscreen) Yes!

Juniper Lee

(offscreen) Oh, all right, but you're watching the dog! And bring a jacket!

Juniper Lee

We need transportation.

Juniper

This was the only thing I could find? What, do you have a better idea how to catch them?

Juniper

Mr. Scott, you have the bridge.

Juniper Lee

(to a group of tourists) Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention? Thank you for choosing... (sees a sign that reads "Uncle Cappy's Island Tours") ...Uncle Cappy's Island Tours! I'm, uh, Uncle Cappy, and today is... uh, very special, because we are going to be reinacting the Battle of Orchid Bay!

Juniper Lee

Which, as you all know, was... against vikings. But first we have to catch 'em,

Juniper Lee

Okay, this is annoying. (looks in shock as she sees a slot machine falling towards them)

Juniper Lee

Look out! (pushes the tourists out of the way as the casino sign tears half of the tourist boat, getting Juniper wet) Uh-oh.

Juniper Lee

(runs to the front of the boat) So, there's one thing I forgot to mention about the Battle of Orchid Bay: we lost. Abandon ship!

Juniper Lee

Oh, they're heading to Takar Island.

Juniper Lee

Wow, you almost went a whole five minutes without being condescending. (starts the enginge)

Juniper Lee

Nope, not anymore. Now it's something much, much worse: an outlet mall.