(to a group of tourists) Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention? Thank you for choosing... (sees a sign that reads "Uncle Cappy's Island Tours") ...Uncle Cappy's Island Tours! I'm, uh, Uncle Cappy, and today is... uh, very special, because we are going to be reinacting the Battle of Orchid Bay!
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