Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sounds rough. How'd you get General Lee up and around again?

Juniper Lee

Got it. Ice the orb, save the world from ribs and waffles. I'm out of here.

Juniper Lee

Okay, but if you're double-crossing me, I'll kick your butt so bad you'll be wearing it as shoulder pads!

Juniper Lee

(panting) Great. (punches one hillbilly demon)

Juniper Lee

(sighs) I'm so glad you're pleased.

Juniper Lee

That's my dog, and he's showing us the way out. Ya ready to go bubba?

Juniper Lee

Good. 'Cause it's go-time.

Juniper Lee

All right! I have fought a small army of hillbilly demons, punched my way through 200 feet of concrete and I lost my favorite pair of earings! Now, where are you, bandage boy? I'm hankerin' for some hurtin'!

Juniper Lee

(sighs) So, now I've got to get all these zombies back to their graves, call Marcus and hope that he doesn't hate me, and finish my report.

Juniper Lee

Your concern is overwhelming.

Juniper Lee

Oh, Ray Ray, don’t eat those, they’re evil!

Juniper Lee

Thanks. I think so, too.

Juniper Lee

I have my sources.

Juniper Lee

(offscreen) I hear complaining, but I don't hear writing!

Juniper Lee

Roger, what's with the robe?