Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

Uh, this might take a while.

Juniper Lee

Runt?! I've got two inches on you!

Juniper Lee

Jody, I get your possessed! (as the viking ghost leader-possessed Jody repeatedly tries to chop Jody with the axe) But there's gotta be a small part that can still hear me! So I was wondering if I could ask that small part-- (avoids the axe by the viking ghost leader-possessed Jody) Cut it out!

Juniper Lee

Don't make me get tough!

Juniper Lee

Okay, okay, okay, you can have the stupid thing.

Juniper Lee

Monroe, how do I break the curse?!

Juniper Lee

Can I just crush it?

Juniper Lee

Jody. (sighs) Good to see you again.

Juniper Lee

Well, we were singing, you know, at the nursing home, and now we're just...

Juniper Lee

Yeah, well, if Dennis gets a snake, I wanna get my ears pierced again.

Juniper Lee

Smooth.

Juniper Lee

Speaking of which, I, um, I need to go to the library. I'm doing a report on, um... raccoons.

Juniper Lee

Yeah, well, you'd think I could, but there's a surprisingly lack of raccoon information on the web.

Juniper Lee

Leave him be.

Juniper Lee

Out of curiosity, Ray Ray, how many more stories about Greg Weinstein's dog do you have?