Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

Today? Oh, I can't, I'm totally wiped. And I've gotta take care of something.

Juniper Lee

Umm, I guess you could use some oil, that worked on mine. (the crowd laughs)

Juniper Lee

But I had gym today, I couldn't wear the cute ones!

Juniper Lee

Okay, okay, listen. We could on all day about lockers, or the food at lunchtime, but I don't think that's what you want, I think that you WANNA ROCK!! (smoke covers the stage, Melissa gasps as Ray Ray and Dennis, dressed up as KISS, come up behind her onstage. Roger throws Juniper's guitar to her as she switches to her KISS costume starts playing guitar. Melissa leaves in annoyance)

Juniper Lee

(answers her phone) Yeah, um, hello?

Juniper Lee

No! We still have 6 hours to find the Vindolf!

Juniper Lee

Yo, T-Money, I hate to interrupt here, (throws an acorn at him to get his attention) but how about a hand?

Juniper Lee

Relax, you'll be drunk with power in no time.

Juniper Lee

Well, you used to be entirely covered in hair, I thought that would give you a leg up.

Juniper Lee

No, no, no, no, calm down, we're not running anywhere. (Jody sticks her head out the door)

Juniper Lee

Wow, it's amazing what adrenaline can make you do in times of crisis.

Juniper Lee

You know, she really wants to see that comet tonight. Hey! Are those new shoes?

Juniper Lee

Luckily, none of us live in the woods. (laughs nervously and points to the sky) Hey! Is that the comet?

Juniper Lee

I know you're nervous, but you might wanna make a little effort to--

Juniper Lee

Oh, no, I've read about these. I think it's an I.T.O., an Interdimensional Traveling Orb, a magic ship that can pass between realms.