Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

Okay, this is called an exfoliax charm, it should take care of all this... well, excess hair you've got.

Juniper Lee

(hands Lila a mirror) See for yourself.

Juniper Lee

So now you can stay tonight with my grandmother until we can get you settled with a family.

Juniper Lee

Yup, nearly everyday, you'll be going to class with the rest of us: you, me and hundreds of other kids, just like everyone else.

Juniper Lee

Oh, sure. She's really smart, and she's stronger than me, and her senses are faster than my bracelet, and, well... she's our friend. She's gonna be great. And because you love her!

Juniper Lee

(looking for Jody outside the school) Jody! Jody?! (finds her crying under a tree as she goes to comfort her and a small pink monster enters the school) Oh, Jody, don’t cry, okay? Look, Melissa’s a jerk. And everybody knows it.

Juniper Lee

Sure you will.

Juniper Lee

Um, listen, could we...?

Juniper Lee

Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Juniper Lee

(sees dark clouds getting bigger) No! No, forget it. Jody, listen, I've gotta run. I--

Juniper Lee

No! Wait! (jumps to Thor's hair and stops him by holding Mjolnir)

Juniper Lee

Oh, uh, sorry, but listen, I'll make you a deal. There's still time before this Vindolf thing mutates, right? Well, how about I find it for you while you guys can go, uh... shopping. Yeah, maybe catch a movie? How about the zoo? You look like you could use some downtime.

Juniper Lee

"Cast Your Vote-uny for Juney"?

Juniper Lee

How did they rope you into this?

Juniper Lee

I was up all night looking for that stupid Vindolf.