Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

Well, we're not living in the forest.

Juniper Lee

Lila, chill! Come on, you can't just give up. Just because you're different doesn't mean you can't have a normal life, or mostly a normal one. Look, I fight giant monsters and talk to my dog, a dog who talks back, by the way. And I go to school, and I have friends. I am a normal kid. You will be, too. (Lila smiles at her) Now, put your shoes back on and fix your hair. We're going back to Jody's, you are going to have a good time, and then we're gonna... (picks up the purple creature that coos) Aww, and then we can find out more about this cute wittle fella.

Juniper Lee

Oh, don't be scared. It's okay, it's okay. We're just having wittle trouble with the electwicity.

Juniper Lee

Uh, yeah, just a second! (to Lila) Listen, Monroe's gonna be here any second to translate the little guy's language. I need you to stall.

Juniper Lee

Guard the door.

Juniper Lee

Makeover? We've got magic business, quit kidding around.

Juniper Lee

That's an awful lot of lipstick for a dog.

Juniper Lee

I need you to tell me what's wrong with this creature.

Juniper Lee

So what's wrong with him?

Juniper Lee

Why, you little...!

Juniper Lee

You let them go!

Juniper Lee

You're trying to bring down the comet? That'll fry all of us!

Juniper Lee

And you thought you weren't gonna have any fun at the slumber party.

Juniper Lee

(to Monroe) So, looks like our little Bigfoot's gonna be fitting in quite nicely. (loud roaring is heard) Or not.

Juniper Lee

[to Ray Ray] Eat! Eat like the wind!