Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

It's okay.

Juniper Lee

Uh... oops.

Juniper Lee

I can't have it, Mom, I can't have it! Not on picture day!

Juniper Lee

(examines her face in a hand mirror) Ohh... My hair's too straight and I have a flat nose.

Juniper Lee

Too cruel Ophelia.

Juniper Lee

(walks to Ray Ray) Why Lincoln?

Juniper Lee

(yelling) IT'S NOT A DATE!!

Juniper Lee

(Comparing notes on Bat Otters) Okay... They range in size from three inches to four thousand feet tall, they're hairy and bald, have either wings, horns, horned wings, or winged horns, but the one thing everyone could agree on is... nothing.

Juniper Lee

Oh, man, Roger.

Juniper Lee

Well, because he wasn't a magical creature. Do you think that was...?

Juniper Lee

You smell Mom and Dad?

Juniper Lee

They live in a Boom Burger restaurant?

Juniper Lee

Yeah, even still, we need some answers and fast. (to another sasquatch) Hiya!

Juniper Lee

Oh, no, no, no, no. We're not from around here, but can we speak to someone in charge? Have you got a tribal leader, or a chief or something?

Juniper Lee

You're the chief of this tribe.