Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

Oh, come on. He didn't know what he was doing. And now the natural balance of the world is all screwy and I have to fix it, so if you could see it in your heart…

Juniper Lee

Alright, I'll get it for you. If I do, will you turn the monster kids back?

Juniper Lee

(as they shake hands) Capeesh!

Juniper Lee

Oh, wonderful. I'll take one. (places her money on the counter)

Juniper Lee

Well, I've also been told that you'll trade it for the Crystal Scepter of Malaperta.

Juniper Lee

Come on! Don't be like that! You want the Orb of Treacle? How about the Gemstone of the Elfin King Titus? A DVD player? Frequent flier miles?

Juniper Lee

If I win the fight, you give me the shroud. If I don't, you don't.

Juniper Lee

It's complicated.

Juniper Lee

His name is Jordan the Destroyer, he's destroying me! And need I remind you we've only have, like, (checks Ray Ray's Boomfist watch) an hour and 20 minutes to get that smoothie to Vikki or this whole stupid quest was for nothing!

Juniper Lee

Tough.

Juniper Lee

We have to hurry. Come on.

Juniper Lee

What do you mean "what's this"?! I went to the land of Quegara, traversed the Gremble Beach, climbed Grand Gorge of Gorgia, truged through the snow of Malaperta, braved the rapids of Remoulardi, survived the forest of fire and ice, and I swam the vast fields of nothingness AND FOUGHT JORDAN THE DESTROYER FOR THIS! IT'S YOUR PROTEIN SHAKE!!!

Juniper Lee

(grabs Vikki by her suit) Undo the monster spell!

Juniper Lee

UNSPELL THE SPELL!!!

Juniper Lee

(sighs) Did I mentioned how much I hate Halloween?