You're a what?
“Making a Growth Potion” · Season 2
In this episode: Ray Ray Lee (21), Juniper Kim Lee (11), Monroe (9), Tiny Giant (6), Barbara Lee (3)
I'm a giant.
A giant what?
A giant! A giant! You know, "Fee-fi-fo-fum".
It's not funny!
Well, it is a little bit. (laughs) A little bit! You get that? (laughs)
Cut it out!
Oh, don't you get short with me. (laughs) Short! Oh, it's too easy!
That's what I'm talkin' about! I've been made fun of me whole life! My family is supposed to keep the peace in giant territory, my brothers have retired, and now it's on me. Who's gonna listen to me looking like this?!
So, uh, you want me to help me get bigger?
Exactly! Just once, I'd like someone to ask me, "How's the weather up there?", "Are you a basketball player?" or "Duck!"
I guess we can make you a growth potion (the tiny giant smiles as she leans and whispers to Monroe) Um, we can do that, right?
Aye, but it'd be no small task. (chuckles) Small task! (he and Juniper laugh again) I didn't even mean that one!
Oh, look how cute he walks away on his wee legs! Wee! (they laugh once more)
A smidgeon? How much is a smidgeon?
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.