Fighters, get ready!
“Defeating Jordan the Destroyer and Reversing the Spell” · Season 2
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (7), Monroe (6), Vikki Devyne (4), Ray Ray Lee (3), Referee (2)
(takes the microphone from the referee) That's right, ladies! June's gonna rip him to bits! She's gonna tear him five new blowholes and send him to the hospital in a lunchbox! Call his mama and tell him to forget about dinner, 'cause this second guys ain't coming home!
That's it, girl! You've got him on the ropes now!
And that's the end of round one.
He's on the run now, darling. You've got him scared.
That's great, lass. You're wearing him down. He's almost getting tired. Or at least a little bit more.
Ack, plenty of ways-- if you're fighting in the field, but this is a pro-match.
I thought you were just giving the crowd a good show.
His name is Jordan the Destroyer, he's destroying me! And need I remind you we've only have, like, (checks Ray Ray's Boomfist watch) an hour and 20 minutes to get that smoothie to Vikki or this whole stupid quest was for nothing!
All right, all right, no need to get snippy. If you want to weaken him, you can pull out the second horn on his tailbone, and he would shrink to a quarter of a size then you would be a shoe-in, if you don't mind cheating at professional wrestling.
JJordan
No fair.
Tough.
That's right, believe it! This is the ABCs of me, baby! (Hears the boos the audience)
We have to hurry. Come on.
So I say to this chowderhead, I said--
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