Ordinary morality is for ordinary people.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Take me with you. I mean, yeah. Go home to your own- Hold on. You mean to tell me that Mandy isn't our daughter? This whole time I thought she was, and what? Now you say she isn't. So tell me, who does Billy belong to? How much of my life is a lie? Is our Marriage fake? What about this house? My shirt, my underwear. Is this all part of some interplanetary conspiracy to make me think I'm a lowly construction worker?
Save the Buck Tooth Hippo! Save the Buck Tooth Hippo!
HHHip Hop Kid
Yo Goodvibes! Yo' momma's so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
I can guarantee you this mister. My mother is not hairy.
HH2O
Word.
Hippo? He looks more like a fat cow.
[After a long, awkward silence] He's dead.
GGoodbling
Oh, no, you didn't! I know you didn't just insult my man, H2O, dawg!
It was a mistake yo! I'm sorry!
GGoodBling
Is Goodbling gonna have to insult yo' Momma?
No! Please!
GGoodbling
Yo' momma's so.
GGrandmama
She's so what?
Grandmama!
GGoodbling
Grandmama?
GGrandmama
Yo' momma's so ugly that people go as her for Halloween!
SStudents
Ooh!
GGoodbling
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!
SStudents
Ooh!
GGrandmama
Yo' momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry!
SStudents
[Laughing]
GGoodbling
Yo' momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!
SStudents
Ooh!
GGrandmama
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
SStudents
Ooh!
GGrandmama
Yo' momma's so stupid, she cheated off Billy's test!
BSBilly and Students
[Laughing]
GGoodbling
Yeah, well! Uh!
GGrandmama
Yo' momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!
SStudents
Ooh!
GGoodbling
Uh, uh, uh, Yo' momma.
GGrandmama
Now let me tell ya somethin! Yo' momma so ugly. I tell ya she's so ugly, she needs two bags to cover her face! Mmm-hmm! That the pound wouldn't take her away! No, they wouldn't! That Dracula wouldn't drink her blood!
Dracula wouldn't touch her with Wolfman's teeth!
Hey, hey, Grim, Yo' momma is so ugly, I heard your dad met her at a dog show!
Shut up!
Ooh, ooh! Yo' momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make up her mind!
GMGrim and Mandy
Shut up!
JJeff
Will you be my mommy?
Does a chicken wear underwear?
JJeff
Hmm... [imagines Billy in a chicken suit and underwear] Well, I'd have to say...
Ah, you're awake, but some most kids who drink half a cup of spider venom don't live to tell about it. But then most kids aren't friends with the Grim Reaper.
[Grim accidentally spilled Fred's frozen yogurt] NO! You... KILLED my yogurt!
No, Fred! It was an accident!
Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger!
Eh, good going, yogurt killer.
BMiss Butterbean
Billy, is it remotely possible that you have your science project ready?
[beholds the Endsville playset] A natural disaster. [carries a meteor toy] GIANT ASTEROID FROM OUTER SPACE! [slams the meteor toy onto the Endsville playset and the meteor toy smashes through a window] I suppose a giant meteor should work.
Are there any chocolate cupcakes?
What happens if I eat the chocolate cupcake?
Chocolate gives me diarrhea, yo!
Shut up!
You shut up!
No, you shut up!
No, you shut up!
No, you shut up!
No, you shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up! Shut Up!
No, you shut up!
No, you shut up!
No, you shut up!
Shut up! Shut up! I said shut up!
I said shut up!
Oh, you shut up! You shut up!
All of you, SHUT UP! This oath is over, do you understand?!
YYeti
You know what hatches from this egg?
[confused] A two-headed grandma?
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