[to her cheerleading squad] Don't stop! Get it! Get it! SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
DDora
[after trying to make Mindy open her lunch box for some time] Look, are you gonna open my lunch box and look inside or not, you big LOSER! [Mindy, the girls and Irwin scream]
[stamering in shock] Wh-what? I-I-I'm not a lo-loser! You're the... [Dora walks away] Hey, get back here! I'm not through humiliating you, you... you bean!
DDora
Er, mind if I join you.
Anyone who can do THAT do Mindy can join us!
[in increasingly panicked voice]I'm not a loser. Loser...bean, BEAN, LOSER!
[To Skarr] " Blah Blah Blah Scythe. Blah Blah Blah Blah Scythe. Blah Blah Blah! Ultimate Power!"
MMorg
What a pleasant coincidence! I came here to talk to you about that particular game of limbo.
The game was binding. No court on Earth could overturn that decision. Not even in Los Angeles.
MMorg
You're absolutely right, it is binding. As long as all parties remain together on Earth.
Mandy! Take my hand!
No, I know where that thing's been.
[Credits]
[Talking quickly] Ergh, I feel like a just ate a quarter tonne or raw meat, went into a coma for 6 days and fell out of a moving vehicle in to a pile of vomit.
That's exactly what happened yo! Except, it's only been an hour.
BDBoss Del Guapo
Prepare the scythe wipe.
Great, now HOW is Dracula supposed to get to the Early Bird Special? This is all Skeleton Man's fault. Dracula wanted to call a limo!
There AREN'T any limos in the desert!
You can't tell Dracula what IS or AIN'T in the desert!
OK, then, show me a limo.
[glancing around, then points off screen] There! Dracula see a limo.
[looking annoyed] That's a cactus.
[Camera cuts to Dracula sitting on cactus]
THIS LIMO HURT DRACULA'S BUTT!
SSinger
They went over the speed limit like an angry woman
They caused property damage like an angry woman
Oh man, just like an angry woman
TDTruck driver
Everyone thinks that once a fingernail falls off it's useless, but that's wrong. See, I've been writing a book about fingernail arts and crafts. Here, take a look at this.
What's that?
TDTruck driver
Fingernail sunglasses! [Grim and Dracula are disgusted] The hardest part is finding enough fingernails, so sometimes I substitute toenails. Don't tell no one.
[after being stung by the giant scorpion] Dracula... DRACULA! Please hurry, I'm in terrible pain! You gotta suck out my poison!
Nuh-uh, Dracula don't suck.
But you're a vampire! Vampires suck... Blood!
Nah, see that's a myth. Dracula scrape with his fangs and lick up the blood. Like this... Scrape...then lick. Scrape...then lick.
[getting progressively weaker] But what about my poison...
Didn't Dracula just tell you about the scrape-and-lick? Now, Dracula's gonna say it again for dummies who don't pay attention! Scrape and lick!
Ooh... [Falls on the ground]
SCRAPE AND LICK!
GSGiant Scorpion
My babies!
Well, maybe if you didn't make your babies so delicious, Dracula wouldn't have to eat 'em!
Get your butt up. Dracula still gotta make it to the Early Bird Special.
WHY are you such a selfish old man?
Whatcha say? Nobody calls Dracula old!
What do you know about me?! Nothing! You don't even know my name!
Your name is DUMMY, and if you knew anything about anything, you'd notice there's an Early Bird Special EVERY... SINGLE... DAY OF THE WEEK!
You just don't understand! You'll never understand! NEVER! [runs away crying]
No fried fish for Dracula then.
TRTusken Raider
RAGGLE-FRAGGLE!
Aagh! A sand man!
TRTusken Raider
Actually, we prefer "people of sand".
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