Yo' momma's so ugly that people go as her for Halloween!
Ooh!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!
Ooh!
Yo' momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry!
[Laughing]
Yo' momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!
Ooh!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Ooh!
Yo' momma's so stupid, she cheated off Billy's test!
[Laughing]
Yeah, well! Uh!
Yo' momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!
Ooh!
Uh, uh, uh, Yo' momma.
Now let me tell ya somethin! Yo' momma so ugly. I tell ya she's so ugly, she needs two bags to cover her face! Mmm-hmm! That the pound wouldn't take her away! No, they wouldn't! That Dracula wouldn't drink her blood!
Dracula wouldn't touch her with Wolfman's teeth!
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