Pat my belly, [pauses, Deep hoarse voice] PAT MY BELLY!
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Hey, bear butt! Bet you can't hit me with one of those stupid rubber bands.
HHector
Bear Butt? Prepare to be destroy, little boy!
My garden, MY GLORIOUS GARDEN! I told you to stay away from my garden.
EDExercise Dude
You! I need your bicycle!
BGBicycle Guy
What? Why?
EDExercise Dude
BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY!!
What's it feel like, being in love, Irwin?
It's like a beautiful flower inside your chest that's trying to burst out through your ribcage.
Like my dad's heartburn!
[Irwin is too nervous to give Mandy the Valentines card he made for her]
Irwin, you HAVE to give Mandy your card. You put your soul into making it! Your blood, Your sweat, Your tears!
...Your puke!
[After Nergal Jr. gets Mandy to go out with him] YOU... STOLE... MY... WOMAN!
I've gotta stop making my hand big like that.
I'm not the cool stud you think I am!
What the- Sp-sp-sp-sp-SPIDERS! [screams]
[Stuck in the Detention Dimension with Billy]
This is going to be a long eternity...
I thought we are going out for a hamburger. We've been in this car for hours. I get cranky when I get hungry!
I get hungry when I'm cranky! We're like twins! [burps as Mandy punches the back of the seat where Billy sits causing him to have an airbag on his own face]
DDick
[angrily] Irwin!
DDick
Go give that pacifier back to that baby!
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