[after turning into a penguin] Wait a minute, my spirit animal is a penguin? I was hoping for a tyrannosaurus.
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That's not fair! I'm a captain! And if I go, I'm taking all my girls with me!
FCFootball Coach
Fine! Mandy's way better than you, anyway.
Listen here, Mandy! If you'll become captain. I swear! I will never, ever, EVER speak to you again!
Well, I can't pass up that offer. I'll do it.
Uh! [growls] You...AGGGHHHH! [anger mumbling)
[Eris turns into a praying mantis and eats Hoss Delgado alive]
EEris
When a praying mantis devours her mate, it's because she loves him. When I do it, it's because I'M CRAZY! HAHAHAHA!
You've never truly been loved until you've been eaten by a giant bug.
Mister Skarr, there's a candy bar in the pool!
Ahh, Billy! [spots Billy's parents] ...And some other people.
[Skarr has been transformed into a plant-like creature]
You know, Skarr, there's something different about you lately. I can't quite squeeze my finger on it.
Different? [laughs nervously and gulps] It must be my... healthy glow of victory.
No... it's your hair! [indicates the giant leaf growing out of Skarr's head] You finally got one!
Billy, how would you like to see something REALLY special?
Ooh! Is it a lady covered in ants wearing a loaf of bread as a hat, 'cuz I'd really like to see that, mmm-hmm.
[bewildered] N-No.
What do you want, bonehead?
Billy's off to his Grammy's for the day, so I guess you have custody.
No can do, slim.
Huh?
This is the one day of the year that's all about me.
But I thought every day was all about Mandy.
True, but this is the one day of the year that I pamper myself. Manicure, pedicure, facial, massage. The works.
[Grim looks confused]
Okay, I sit on the couch, stuff myself with cheesy foam and watch demolition derby. The point is, I need a break!
W1Woman #1
Can you believe she said that?
W2Woman #2
No kidding?
W1Woman #1
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
Who dares challenge Skarr! Prepare to meet my DOOM!
I guess it's your turn Billy... I mean Pud'n.
Hey... you are that nice mister Skarr, with all those pretty flowers?
I can't believe that you actually saved the humanity. But you hate humanity!
I won't be tricked into unleashing a never-ending sorrow on humanity. When the time comes, I'll do it on my own.
[About Dora the Explorer]
Is it that show about the little girl who wanders around the jungle without any adult supervision, averting crisis and conversing with wild animals with the aid of her foreign language-speaking monkey?
Grim, you're gonna tell me how to stop her, and you're gonna do it now.
And why should I do that?
[angrily grabbing Grim by the neck of his cloak] You're gonna tell it! Or, so help me, I will pull your stupid cloak through your eyes and use it as reins to ride your bony butt back to the darkest pits of the Underworld FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!
Aghh, OK! Sorry I asked, you little psychopath.
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