SDScooby-Doo
She makes fun of the way I walk! I mean, look at me, I'm a stinkin' dog!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Uh Judge, where are the nachos?
There aren't any nachos!
Oh, then, where are the hot dogs?
There are no hot dogs!
Pizza?
No!
Tacos?
I like tacos!
[bashes Billy and Mandy together] Don't encourage him!
[About Billy's choice to be the grim reaper when he grows up] So you want to be me when you grow up. I don't know whether to be flattered or terrified.
Since when has Billy ever been with a girl? So who is this pathetic, lonely, desperate, desperate, desperate, desperate, desperate, desperate creature?
That's right, I can change my size because I'm SUPERNATURAL!
Is it me or is Grim getting lamer?
BBoys
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Blandy, Blandy! Thank goodness you're here. You've got to tell Billy there's nothing between us!
[Blandy shows her teeth evilly at Grim]
We've look for Billy for hours. He's no where to be found. We're too late! We failed him, Mandy! Failed! [cries] Oh, there he is.
Mandy': We got to tell Billy what we've found out about Blandy.
I hear you loud and clear. Let me handle this.
[Billy is shown choking Grim and his dad shows up]
[shouting] BILLY! I have something very very important to tell you! It's very crusel that you listen to me! OKAY? [Billy is still beating up Grim] Where'd you put the remote control to the TV? I can't find it anywhere!
In, the, bathroom, UGH!
Alright! Thanks, Billy!
Mandy, what are you doing? This doesn't involve you!
Grim': Mandy! Mandy! You've got to talk some sense to that boy! He thinks something's going on between me and Blandy! Tell him it's untrue!
YOU LIE! YOU'RE A DIRTY LIAR!
[To Blandy who is a monster now] I don't care about that, Blandy! I still love you!
BBlandy
I don't mean you, I meant Grim.
[to Grim, angrily] I'LL KILL YOU!
BBlandy
Billy? I thought I was marrying Grim.
ABAdult Billy
[to Grim, angrily] I'LL KILL YOU!
AMAdult Mandy
Remember, kids: Love only leads to pain.
Captain Deadwood, they called him. But don't let the name fool you... He's not REALLY a captain...
BMrs. Butterbean
Thank you, Pud'n, for that... Interesting show-and-tell...
I don't need your pathetic sympathy!
Mrs. Butterbean [angrily talk to the mean old caveman, Fred Flintstone, drove roughly in Mrs. Butterbean's car] You do know, that now you'd kidnapped me, I expect to be married.
[doorbell rings]
Grim. Door. Now.
[Grim walks off screen and returns with Billy and Irwin]
Here you go, your highness. Count Idiot and Lord Weenie.
Billy [sobbing]: Goodbye old friend, may you find you destiny in the future, mighty Jake Steel. The future, where cars will fly and we'd all have nano machines in our bloodstream that will enable us to tell the time without a watch. The future... the FUTURE.
He's not dead, Billy. We just re-buried him in your front yard. What a waste of an episode.
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