The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy quotes

Principal Goodvibes

And say hello to our impartial judges: General Skarr... Cap'n Greengums... and Mindy's mom!

Hi, honey!

Mindy

Hi, Mommy!

Grim

Impartial my big, boney...

Principal Goodvibes

BUT, before we begin, let's stop and think about why we are here...

My wife made me come!

Principal Goodvibes

[Scowls, then resumes] Scurvy is a terrible, terrible disease... Isn't that right, Cap'n Greengums?

Arr, I used to have a set of perfect gums, over which the tavern wenches swooned! But then, I got the scurvy! They had to replace me gums with... with... KOSHER PICKLES! [Starts to cry, and hugs Skarr] And I hate pickles!

Principal Goodvibes

Statistics show the number one cause of scurvy is IGNORANCE! Please do not boil your fruit juices. I cannot stress this enough, people! [farts] Now with that out of the way -- let the pageant begin!

Principal Goodvibes

First round, Evening Gowns! Julie. Laura. Eva. Xina. Anna. Ray. Sue. Mindy. Mandy.

Irwin

Oh, yeah!

Principal Goodvibes

Gom Jabbar!

Mindy

It BURRRRRNS! [pulls out hand]

Arrrr, that'll cost 'er some points.

Will Mandy win the pageant? Will she ever smile? I don't care. Instead, here's an important commercial message. IMPORTANT... COMMERCIAL... MESSAGE!

Girls! Girls, wake up! Mojo Jojo just snuck into the movie theater without paying!

Grim

Yeah, yeah. We're on it, professor.

Grim

Okay. We keep flying, we don't look back, we NEVER talk about this again!

Billy

Yep.

Mandy

Uh-huh.

Grim

Never get this feeling something really bad is about to..

YOU FOOLS! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDEEEEER!

Gladys

Oh, for Pete's sake, Harold, what the heck is a giant anaconda doing in my kitchen?!

Pretty much whatever it wants, I'm thinking.

So, will you help me?

Billy

Nope.

Grim

Not really.

Mandy

Who cares?

Hoss Delgado

So there I was, facing 12 feet poop elves. Didn't have anywhere to run-

Principal Goodvibes

Umm, excuse me, but how could they be elves if they were 12 feet tall?

It was a leap year.

Goodvibes

But, that still doesn't explain-

You sharpshooting me, Goodpudding?

Goodvibes

Uh, I was just-

Hoss Delgado

Are you stepping in my cornflakes?!

Goodvibes

No, I was just-

Lemme tell you something about stepping into people's cornflakes... it's a weird way to eat cornflakes.

Hoss Delgado

[interrupts Goodvibes] Come on, Goodvibes, out with it! Is our little Remus on the bullet train to Smartsville, or is he riding the slow pony to the rubber forest?

Goodvibes

Well, I think...

Hoss Delgado

[pulls out a giant green spork] Think hard.

Do you like lobster, Mr. Goodpoop?

Principal Goodvibes

It's good VIBES, and yes, I love lobster.

How about giant alien zombie lobster?

Principal Goodvibes

Well, I can't really say...

Mandy

Rollington Academy is for...

Billy

Geniuses! Which I is one of am!