Ask me a question. Give me a challenge. Anything at all.
Who developed the theory of relativity?
That is a trick question, Grim. Everyone knows fruit bats are mammals.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[after Billy is hit by a flying croquet ball] What? It wasn't me. If I wanted to get rid of you two, I'd use something bigger. Like a truck.
[a truck falls out of the sky and crushes him]
EEris
[indicates Hoss] This is Billy's dad. [indicates herself] I'm Billy's mom, [pulls out a trout] and this is a trout. [she proceeds to smack Goodvibes around the head with it
...Why'd you just hit me with a trout?
EEris
Because the mackerel wasn't fresh.
[Billy's mom has been transformed into a little girl]
Bread-fairy elf-gnome, indeed! You're nothin' but a filthy stranger, and my mom tells me not to accept bread from filthy strangers!
But Billy, I am your [Gladys' tic kicks in] Mommy!
My mom's ancient and grappling with the onsets of menopause.
GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Heheheh, you're fun! A little odd, but fun! I'll name you... Corn!
[At the movie theater, Billy decides what movie he wants to see]
Weeeellll... Y-I don't make any life-altering decisions without consulting my friend Mr. Bread first. [Irwin runs out of the Exploding Penguins theater]
I've sure gotta go to the bathroom, yo!
Sorry, guys, but when Bread's gots to go, he gots to go!
[Repeated throughout the episode] He's MY baby!
Don't make me use my Kung Fu...
You were on a children's Kung Fu class?
Silence, non-believer!
This pillow stuffing tastes like I'm choking! [Gagging noise]
Oh, Mandy! You're such a legpuller!
[Billy's dad notices Grim's scythe.]
Say, Grim left his magic stick thingy!
[He grabs the scythe]
[talking like a commercial announcer] Hello, friends! Tired of living? Those Sunday brunches gotcha down? Well, I can relieve all that ails 'ya with this "magic stick thingy"! Side effects may include missing limbs, hair loss, and not living anymore!
[Harold gets zapped with the scythe and turns into a child.]
But I'm looking for Captain Fathead!
Your dad's in the garage.
[after seeing Billy's butt through the hole in the back of his pants] I've just lost my ability to see! I can still feel your butt looking at me.
Hey Grim, do you want one chocolate pickle or two?
It's empty, just like my soul.
I would ask if you're okay... but I don't care.
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