I'm no quitter... and I'm NOT girly... I'm a ballet dancer!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
No one steals Billy's soul. That wasn't in the school curriculum.
PMrs. Pollywinkle
Oh, yes it was. It was on the first page of the brochure in bright red letters.
Yeah, but you didn't count on one thing: I can't read!
What's going on up there? The whole place is falling apart.
Yet another school that Billy's ruined.
[Why Grim talks to a bush]
Maybe he's apologizing for peeing on it for such a long time.
[After Grim's plan disasterously fails at the end.]
The road to stupid is paved with good intentions.
Uh, excuse me, sir? Do you have time for an informal survey? What do you think is more frightening, these three scary monsters... [Bride of Frankenstein, Dracula and Wolf Man make scary noises] ...or this glass of water?
MMan
Water! Eh, eh, WATER!
Look, man, I'll give you five bucks. Five bucks! If you say those monsters are scarier than the water.
Dracula thirsty. Gonna drink this water.
[to Dracula] Dracula, please don't!
You can't tell Dracula what to do! Dracula a grown man. Do what he wants!
MMan
Can I please go now?
Wolfman swallowed a squirrel whole. Dracula told him to chew, but no one listens to Dracula!
POPosters on the school wall
Scurvy Prevention Week; Let's all agree with vitamin C!
Mindy, beauty pageants are ridiculous contests for ridiculous girls.
Oh, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy. Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy. Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy. Man-deeeee. You ugly people are so predictable. But since you were born hideous and beast-like, it's not my place to judge.
Putting makeup on you is like putting diamonds on a doo-doo. Give it up, Mandy. I was Little Miss Rickets last year, Little Miss Toe Jam the year before and, GIRRRRL, I'm gonna be Little Miss Scurvy this year.
Look, Mandy! I've got a lemon for a head! I guess that makes me... CRAZY?
Hello, Principal Goodvibes.
Mandy, I overheard the hurtful things that Mindy said to you. And I think she's got a point. You have to look deep inside, and realize that the only person who can decide if you're truly pretty... is a panel of three judges! Here's a pageant entry form.
You REALLY are going to enter the Little Miss Scurvy pageant, aren't you, Mandy?
Yes, Mindy. Scared of the competition?
I'm scared that the judges will mistake you for a big doo-doo monster and chase you out of town with torches.
Oh, yeah? We'll see who chases whom with torches.
Yeah! Mandy'll take your pants off!
Beat your pants off...
BEAT your pants off.
Oh, I'm SO sure she'll win. And in case you didn't know -- that was sarcasm. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go get a rib removed.
CCrabina
[about Mandy] What does this girl's attitude say to you?
It says bad things. Things I'm not supposed to repeat. Make the bad things go away! [cries] I'll be good Mommy! I promise.
CCrabina
Exactly. She is what we refer her as "sour grapes".
CCrabina
Gentlemen, prepare for shock and awe. The plain, drab Mandy you knew before is dead.
GRIM, SHE MURDERED MANDY!
[Grim slaps Billy upside the head, causing his nose to fall off]
It's a figure of speech, dummy!
Look at these little girls all tarted up. What kind of sad, needy person would force them to do that?
M1Mom #1
Don't forget this is Mommy's big day.
M2Mom #2
The bigger you smile, the more beautiful Mommy looks!
M3Mom #3
Baby, it's time to earn Mommy's love!
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