Hey! It's the Fluffy Cat... Fluffy... Cat.
You've already said that!
(stupidly) Oh, yeah...
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Why does the fate of humanity always end up in the hands of an idiot?
[Harold is telling Gladys how much his new bike costs]
... and it only cost us Billy's entire college fund!
[Grabs Harold by the collar] WHAT did you say?!
I said "It's only cost us Billy's entire college fund!"
Oh... well, it must be nice.
[Billy complains after Mandy tells him to tell Harold he destroyed the bike and "face the music"]
But I hate music! All kinds! Especially soft rock!
Just who is that Sassy Cat character anyway?
It's some stupid cartoon character based on some stupid cartoon media icon used to build this whole stupid amusement park.
Cartoons are stupid.
I agree.
MCMaster Control
[monitor activates] I am Master Control, computer of the future.
[screams and jumps on Grim's arms]
That'd better be sweat dripping down your leg, boy.
MCMaster Control
I am programmed to run all of the machines at this attraction. My intelligence is beyond measure; I know everything there is to know, and I'm not too shabby at checkers.
Wait, how do you know EVERYTHING?
MCMaster Control
I just do, so there.
If you know everything, then what's the meaning of life?
MCMaster Control
Life has no meaning; only machine intelligence is truly significant on a cosmic scale.
Hmm, I didn't think he'd get that one right.
Oh, yeah? Then what's my favorite color?
MCMaster Control
Blue.
What's the best kind of bean?
MCMaster Control
Pinto.
Why is the sky blue?
MCMaster Control
Because of the refraction of sunlight through the water droplets in the sky.
Why do I ask so many questions?
MCMaster Control
Because you're a nuisance!
What's the color of my underwear?
MCMaster Control
White...
[Master Control raises an eyebrow]
[Master Control puts on an annoyed face]
MCMaster Control
... with pink frilly lace.
[checks in his pants] WOW! It really DOES know everything.
[singing] Sassy cat, sassy cat, full of sass, full of sass, if you dont like her you can kiss... her... BUTT!
FWFunhouse worker
Oh, man! She really IS a goner!
I'd like to say it was nice knowing her...
[Mandy walks to the door, completely indifferent to the chaos and destruction around her. When she makes to the door, the robots swarm her]
[sarcastically] Oh, no, whatever shall I do? [pulls out a nearby plug, which turns off the robots] You idiots coming or not?
WWorker
Wow, she's BAD!
You have no idea.
I'm so BORED!
I know what you mean. I've been watching Billy pick stuff out of his ear for the last two hours. And the worst part is... I can't stop watching.
Money is the root of all evil. I think I NEED more money.
...and, if you get to the Endsville mall in the next four minutes, you'll get a free Happy Huggy Stuffy Bear!
[thinking] Wait! Something was said... something good! Was it peanuts? No, something with free... was it FREE peanuts! No, peanuts are never free. What was free!
TTV
Free toys!
[grunts as he attempts to remember]
TTV
free BOYS!
[long pause] ... FREE BOYS!
What's wrong with the TV?
Nothing, I'm just waiting for Billy to realize it isn't on.
[staring at a blank screen] ... Ooh, I LOVE this show!
[Irwin gets a Happy Huggy Stuffy Bear from Mandy]
A gift from Mandy! I will call you... Mandy Two! And I will teach you the meaning of LOVE...
HHHappy Huggy Stuffy Bear
I love you!
I love YOU.
HHHappy Huggy Stuffy Bear
I'll be your friend!
I'll be YOUR friend.
HHHappy Huggy Stuffy Bear
I'll do your bidding!
[in a trance] I'll do your bidding. Pardon me I have bidding to do. [leaves]
Is Billy drooling more than usual.
Just be happy it's drool this time.
EEris
Mind control doesn't work on people who think.
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