One little, two little, three headless huggy bears, four little, five little, six headless huggy bears, seven little, eight little, nine headless huggy bears, and I still have a million to go!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
MMailman
Delivery for Mandy.
Oh, big money! No whammies!
Hey, Grim! Why'd you cut off the head of my Huggy Stuffy Pony Bear?
Because it made you into a zombie.
Oh, You bears are all alike. You love us, you turn us into zombies, your heads get cut off and leave us brokenhearted.
EEris
Just think, Mandy. You, me, all the control, all the power, ALL THE FREE CHICKEN! Legions of zombie children to assist us in our quest for chaos! IT CAN ALL BE OURS! [laughs]
You mortals are always picking your noses: [flashbacks] in your car, at the mall, in your car, at work, in your car, at school, in your car...
Hey, that's me!
[The Nasalmancer is digging through Billy's nose]
Hey, now! Get yo fo' shizzle out of my nizzle, Dawg!
[Billy's and the Nasalmancer's noses collide and blow up]
NNasalmancer
[to Billy] You blew my nose... up!
[to the Nasalmancer] You blew MY nose... up!
[Billy and Irwin are in Billy's wish world, dressed as Jonny Quest and Hadji respectively]
Why you talkin' funny?
[with an Indian accent] Because I am from Calcutta, in the mystical east.
No you're not, you live down the block and what's with that weird thingy on your head?
[normal voice; angrily screaming] IT'S A TURBAN! IT'S WHAT I WEAR! I'M FROM THE MYSTICAL EAST! I'm in character, yo, so WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OFF ME?!?
[Pud'n has found a wishing skull and wished for a bunny, a pet bunny that will love him.]
I love you Pud'n. Do you love me?
I love everyone, especially you.
Do you regret wishing for me, Pud'n?
How could I ever regret wishing for you?
Pud'n, have you ever heard of, Tough Love?
What's that?
[the bunny roars and hits Pud'n]
What was that for?
Sometimes, love hurts, Pud'n... AND I LOVE YOU A LOT.
[proceeds to a beat-down]
Cake won't save you from my love, Pud'n.
[crying] Poor, poor bunny. Why did you have to explode? Why?
[after being blown up, emerges from wreckage with skin and flesh falling off of him. His skull and bones are visible] It's okay, Pud'n. I forgive you. I forgive you because I love you, and I love you...to death. [Pud'n'lets out a wailing scream as the scene zooms into his mouth.]
My name is Thronambular, granter of wishes. If you wish for a cake, it will be delicious.
[to Thromnambular] Cake, eh...
SSperg
[angrily] What are you looking at?
Contradiction young man, from what I can see, for you are the one who is looking at me!
I guess not everyone can be as beautiful as I am or as popular as I am. But as beautiful and popular as I am, I bet there are some people who've never even heard of me: people in countries like Paris or Toronto, or in cities like Africa. I wish I was a big star!
I can make you the biggest star of all. But the bigger they get, the harder they fall!
[wish number 8 is granted]
[to Mandy] So it's down to you; and it's down to me. One more wish left, and I'll be set free!
Don't sell yourself short. You're worth more than free.
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