Derek quotes from The Good Place

We are so in sync, we're finishing each other's...

Derek

Derek!

Say "goodbye," Derek.

Derek

Ah, good-bob. I hope we same place again very now.

His brain is wrong.

Goodbye, Derek.

Derek

Goodbye, mommy-girlfriend. Bye, everybody. Derek's going away now.

Eleanor

Does he seem a little bit uh still alive?

Well, he's about as dead as he can be. Kind of like he's in power-saver mode.

Eleanor

Get in there.

Eleanor

What IS all this stuff? Are these weapons?

Derek

Oooh, don't touch those, ha ha! Those are my special magnet handcuffs. They make me feel silly when Mindy and I are playing Upstairs-Downstairs Derek.

Eleanor

Oooh, they're sex toys!

Eleanor

OH THEY'RE SEX TOYS

Jason

Dude, get out of here, we have enough problems.

Derek

My good man, allow me to bury the hatchet. Being rebooted again has evolved me past any feelings of jealousy.

Derek

Ho-HO, I know THAT sound. Looks like someone found my sex diaper.

Derek

I'll leave you guys alone to live that dipe life!