Get in there.
What IS all this stuff? Are these weapons?
Oooh, don't touch those, ha ha! Those are my special magnet handcuffs. They make me feel silly when Mindy and I are playing Upstairs-Downstairs Derek.
Oooh, they're sex toys!
OH THEY'RE SEX TOYS
Dude, get out of here, we have enough problems.
My good man, allow me to bury the hatchet. Being rebooted again has evolved me past any feelings of jealousy.
Ho-HO, I know THAT sound. Looks like someone found my sex diaper.
I'll leave you guys alone to live that dipe life!
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