[to Clayton and Doug] So, Butch, Sundance? Who's gonna throw the bouquet?
S6 E14Sisters of the Bride
[outraged about Agnes Bradshaw posthumously winning the Volunteer of the Year award] It's a fix! She's dead! She doesn't need that on her mantle! She's on her mantle! [Blanche and Dorothy pull Rose to sit back down at her table]
It isn't about fancy banquets, it isn't about getting your name in the paper, it isn't about winning the award next year.
There now, that's the spirit. [walks out of the room]
[getting out the award] It's about getting that dead woman's name off of this one. [she tightly clutches and hugs the award with a devious look on her face]
It just doesn't matter, because we're there for each other. I'd do anything for Doug. And he'd bend over backwards for me!
[grabbing Sophia, covering her mouth, pulling her body toward her, then smiling as she looks up at Blanche, Clayton and Doug] Sometimes I just love to hug my mommy!
S6 E15Miles to Go
[reading the book of poetry Miles has left as a parting gift] And when to the heart of man, was it ever less than a treason, to bow and accept the end of a love, or of a season. [the girls console Rose]
[on deception] You know, I once prepared a six-course meal with what I thought was chicken. But it turned out to be a---
MA!!! [to Rose] Rose, in my heart I cannot believe that Miles is a rat, he just fell in with the wrong people, that's all. Now look, I know you have a date with him tomorrow night. Keep it. I'm sure you'll find he's the same caring, sensitive person you've known all along... MY GOD, IT WASN'T MY CONFIRMATION DINNER, WAS IT?!!!!
Your Pop sure made everyone laugh when he made the little feet dance!
Ugh...
S6 E16There Goes the Bride
Maybe you ought to take a different approach with [Sophia], Dorothy, you know, a more traditional one?
Like what?
Uh...I don't know, like, set up a meeting, have Stan ask for your hand, you know, in an Italian sort of way.
What do you want me to do, go in, bow my head, kiss her ring? Hey, you know something that just might work, you know, she thinks of herself as the Godfather, I'll just make her an offer that she can't remember.
Eat your potato.
Oh honey, I know it's a very important vegetable to you but I'm really stuffed.
Then stick your finger in it.
Stanley, you pig!
Come on, I don't ask much.
Oh all right, but we're gonna get you a hobby. [Sticks her finger in the potato] There's something hard in here... it's a... it's a... it's a scalding hot ring! [sticks her hand in the water pitcher to cool it off] Oh, Stan, it's beautiful.
And when there is no trust, there is no family. You marry this man, and we're no longer family. You do this, you are out of my life forever.
The stripper used to be a cop and the cop always wanted to be a dancer. Now they're wearing each others' hats and it's getting really weird.
You give that ring back and that's my final word! [Sophia comes back] No. You'll pawn the ring. That's my final word!
[to Blanche] Everybody who's come has been too young, too pretty, too thin, it's like you want to be surrounded by women who have absolutely no sex appeal.
[Rose and Dorothy connect the dots]
You think we're dogs, don't you?
[barking doorbell sounds]
Now that is just too eerie.
I was just wondering the other day 'why doesn't our doorbell bark?'
Probably because we didn't have a bark bell.
You really expect this to scare Myra away?
Oh sure, look at the box, see the burglar running from the house?
And he's saying "YIKES!"
[bell rings again, the dogs bark, Sophia runs out of the kitchen]
The dogs are on my trail again, through the river, run through the river.
Ma, that's an alarm Rose put up to scare people away.
It'll never work.
You'll need two new roommates, Ma will be moving in with us.
No, I won't.
You can't afford to stay here alone.
Blanche is letting me keep my room and I have an interview at McDonald's today, if I can see over the counter, I'm their new fry girl.
[to Stanley] If you hurt her again I'll make you miserable for the rest of my life, and if I lay off meat and dairy that could be as much as five years!
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