I was just wondering the other day 'why doesn't our doorbell bark?'
Probably because we didn't have a bark bell.
You really expect this to scare Myra away?
Oh sure, look at the box, see the burglar running from the house?
And he's saying "YIKES!"
[bell rings again, the dogs bark, Sophia runs out of the kitchen]
The dogs are on my trail again, through the river, run through the river.
Ma, that's an alarm Rose put up to scare people away.
It'll never work.
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