Carol quotes from The Golden Girls

Carol

Hi, Blanche. I was sitting home feeling sorry for myself so I thought I'd do some risk taking and invite myself over. Here I am, totally vulnerable. Taking a chance. I am so proud of me.

Carol

You know, that would have devastated the old me, but the new me? Just an emotional owie and do you know why? Because I like myself!

Carol

The new me is starting to get honked off. Look, I'm lonely and scared and you're having a party. Can I come in or not?

Blanche

Look, Carol, I am going to be honest here. I took great pains with this guest list and frankly there is room here for only one young, attractive female.

Carol

[dashing inside] Ooh, then I just got in under the wire!

Carol

[talking to a man at the party] Last night, I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up, my boyfriend was gone.

I don't get it.

Carol

It's not a joke.

Carol

Excuse me, Blanche. I think I'm gonna leave. I'm not having such a good time.

Blanche

Oh, what a relief to know it isn't just me.

Carol

It's like every man here just wants to sleep with me. Even the Rabbi with the limp!