I'm starving. (dials number on car phone; imitates Tony Montana) Ya, dis is Tony Montana! I just see your billboard on da highway. If you know what's good for you, you bring me large pepperoni with anchovies on it!
S3You Bet Your Life
S3Ain't No Business Like Show Business
Girl, you look so good, I'd marry your brother just to get in your family.
(At a comedy club's showcase where Will's jokes bomb)
Will's really bombing up there. We should do something.
Good idea. Boo, get off the stage, we want our money back, go back where you came from.
S3The Way We Were
Vivian's gonna kill me.
Calm down, Uncle Phil. You're winning a lot of points with this second marriage thing. I'm sure whatever you did, Aunt Viv will forgive you.
I lost my wedding ring.
I see. Where shall we scatter the ashes?
S3Six Degrees of Graduation
BMrs. Bassin
[in the middle of Musical Jeopardy!] The answer is a clef.
Oh! What is, that thing that Michael Jackson had built into his chin?
WWoman
That's my Jessie, the one with the braids.
That's my Will, the one with the mustache.
Since when do you take care of the babies?
Babies? I'm here to take care of Hilary.
[Philip tosses Jazz out again]
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