Cosmo quotes from The Fairly OddParents

I'm doomed!

Well, you've lived a good life, right?

I'm only ten!

I said good, not long!

[to a gray blob] Are you Timmy?

No. I'm Chet.

[to another gray blob] Are you Timmy?

I'm Dominic.

[to the first gray blob] Are you Timmy?

I just told you! I'm Chet.

I hate this wish! I can't tell which blob is our blob.

If you're playing Timmy Ball, wear a helmet.

What about Wanda Ball?

I know that game!

Do you know I use a cinder block?

Didn't know that! [Wanda drops a cinder block on his head] Aah!

Chet Ubetcha

[on a television in a shop window] As the world falls apart at the seams, people everywhere are asking "who is responsible for this?", and "how can we tear them limb from limb?"!

Err... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yeah! He's cute when he's angry!

What do you second rate, not-Christmas holidays want with our Timmy?

He better unwish that wish, or he's gonna an egg where the sun don't shine!

In the closet?

Yeah, well, you know what I wish? I wish something bad would happen to him!

Okay, but you can't wish him maimed.

Okay, then. I wish-

Or injured.

Then-

Or beaten...or dead.

Fine. I wish that the worst possible non-lethal thing would happen to Chip Skylark right now!

Vicky

Well, well, well, what's this? Two new toys? [grabs Cosmo and Wanda] Well, guess who they get to meet!

Not Mr. Hammer....

Mr. Hammer?

Vicky

Yes, Mr. Hammer and his friend, Mrs. Saw! [Vicky takes out a hammer and saw.]

Hi, Mrs. Saw! I'm Cosmo, and this is Wanda! [Wanda glares at him.] Don't you want to be a good host?

NO! Those are Timmy's dolls!

Vicky

Oh, that changes EVERYTHING! [she takes out a blowtorch.]

Hey! Mr. Fire! Have you met Wanda?

I'm just...

A stupid ten year old boy!

Right. And I'm not interested in girls, and I won't be until I'm...

A stupid eleven year old boy!

Then...there's hope? THERE'S HOPE!

[trying to distract Jorgen with a slideshow] And this is us vacationing in Egypt. [showing an image of Wanda in Egypt with a disgusted expression as Cosmo is also shown in the image vomiting into a barf bag]

Cosmo had food poisoning.

[a similiar image to the first one, but set in Paris] And this is us in Paris.

Food poisoning.

Fancy food poisoning! [shows another image with Cosmo and Wanda in a amusement park setting] And this is me getting food poisoning in Kidneyland- [Jorgen vaporizes the projector screen]

Your puny slideshow does not amuse me.

[cowering alongside WAnda] Well, we could just sit here cowering in fear of you.

Oooh! I'll get my camera!

Awesome! I have a five o'clock shadow!

And it's only 7 A.M.!

[is being disintegrated by Jorgen's invention] You musn't blame yourself, even though it is all your fault.

Timmy, remember- we love you...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I goofed up this world. Now, I'm ungoofing it.

Hey, wanna play the Not Study Game?

How do you play?

[after shoving Timmy's textbooks off the desk] You're already playing!

YAY!

I don't know anything anymore!

Welcome to my world!

And don't make him re-live Super Toilet!

It took the plunger...THE WHOLE PLUNGER! [curls into fetal position and sucks his thumb]

Hi, Super Bike! Meet Super Screwdriver!

[angrily] Super Toilet!

AAH! So...much...clogging! [curls into fetal position and sucks his thumb again]