Dad quotes from The Fairly OddParents

TROPHY-SENSES TINGLING! TO THE TROPHY CASE!

Go to your room and don't come out until you learn responsibility for other people's property...or welding skills...whichever comes first!

This is me graduating dictator college. And this is me taking over the world - with smiles! And this is where I'd put a trophy- IF I HAD ONE!

Well, son, I'd have to do this: [screams like a female] Hypothetically, of course.

Did you notice all of those nice things Timmy has? I don't remember getting him those nice things. Why don't I have nice things?! I want some nice things!

[holding two cell phones] Turner One, this is Turner Two, come in, over. Turner One come, in! WHY DON'T I ANSWER?!

I wish I had something to stop Vicky!

Hey, that's just vague enough to work!

Vicky! It's us.

Timmy's Mom and Dad!

We're back!

You can go home now.

Vicky

[screaming and melting] Nooooo!

What happened here?!?!

Uh...I melted your trophy with heat vision?

Where did you get heat vision?

Uh...Internet?

Oh, he's good.

I'm so mad I wish blinding beams of heat would shoot out of my eyes right now!

No, no, ours is the one with the silly pink hat.

Okay honey, are you ready for your anniversary present?

[blindfolded] Oh, I'm so excited! What is it? What is it?

Open your eyes!

It's a blindfold! Oh, I've always wanted one!

Vicky

Merry Christmas Mr. and Mrs. Turner. Is it time for my Christmas bonus?

Yep. This year you get to leave early!

Cookies? For dinner? With our... phone number on them?

These aren't for you son, these are for the Chip Skylark concert!

We're going to hurl these on stage and hope that Chip calls us, and offers to be your big brother!

Honey, you've outdone yourself again! What do you call this?

Cold cereal and milk.

It's marvelous! I'm falling in love with you all over again!

[seeing that Timmy's room is full of stuff that he hasn't bought for him] Young man, where did you get all these nice things?

Uh...Internet?

And where did you get Internet?

Uh...uh...

[gasps] He's stammering! Our son is the Wall-2-Wall-Mart shoplifter! [screams like a girl]

What?! You don't think I stole this stuff, do you?

[screams like a girl again]

That's a yes...but I didn't do it!

[screams like a girl again then passes out]

That's it, young man, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day!

Timmy, we love you and they just want to help!

Oh, yeah? Do you love me enough to give me a chance to show you that you're wrong?

Well, all right, son. One chance, but if you're wrong it's off to the clink...which I hear is nice! Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?!