Chester quotes from The Fairly OddParents

Chester

Wow! A Timmy Turner action figure! With thumb-sucking action! Yo!

Chester

[About to battle with the dangerous coyote] Bring it on, Wiley!

A.J.

It's 6:13. Timmy always goes to the bathroom at 6:13.

Chester

And that's weird. He always struck as a 7:43 whizzinator.

Chester

Killer Crash suit, dude!

A.J

Yeah -wherever did you get it?

Uhh, internet?

Chester

Elmer, you're the new Timmy. [puts Timmy's hat on Elmer]

Neat! Can my boil have a hat, too?

Chester

Hey, why does this jail cell have a coyote-shaped dog door?

Because fate is cruel?

Norm

Oh but before I grant your wishes I QUIT! HA! IM NOT A FAIRY ANYMORE! DOUBLE HA HA!

Timmy Turner once again you have lost your fairy. BINKY TRACK 7! And this time when I wipe your memory it will stay wiped!

Norm

Hah!

And you! You are no longer a Fairy you are a genie once more!

Norm

You think I care? I still jerked Timmy of his godparents and those two floating nitwits are out of a job. I still win!

Chester

[to Norm] Not yet! You lied to me! You tricked me and you used me to hurt my best friend! Nobody makes a fool out of Chester McBadbat; except the school system, the government, and every girl I've ever met!