Cosmo quotes from The Fairly OddParents

What do those popular kids have that I don't?

Besides the clothes and the money and the stuff?

What's going on?

You're being sued by Fairy World, and Jorgen Von Strangle is the persecutor!

Don't you mean prosecutor?

No!

I'm gonna be the defense attorney!

NO!

And, for my first legal maneuver, I'd like to make a motion! [starts dancing]

Look at the size of this food! If I could shrink everyone in the world down to this size, there'd be enough food to end world hunger!

Oh, that's beautiful, Timmy!

But not why we're here! Look! Big candy!

Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!

We're in Kidney Land! Oh, my gosh! Look!

It's Walt Kidney!

[being chased by a swarm of antibodies] I have to find a way out before they box me in! That's it. [flies up a finds a fast-food talkbox] A voice box!

Welcome to Voice in the Box. May I take your order?

[activates a megaphone] I wish I was out of here! [reverbrates up Vicky's larynx]

Vicky

[cleaning the house] I have to clean the mess I made and- [in Timmy's voice] I wish I was out of here!

Did you hear that? Timmy learned ventriloquism.

And Vicky's the dummy!

What happened here?!?!

Uh...I melted your trophy with heat vision?

Where did you get heat vision?

Uh...Internet?

Oh, he's good.

You're such a Mama's boy!

I'm not!

[turns Cosmo into a baby] Now you are!

Hey! You made me make a poopie!

It's not working! He's falling in love with her again!

Well, where's the dough? You know, as the god of love, I love cash.

And I love the idea of Cosmo not being able to love Wanda.

[frustrated] At this rate, I'll never get home! [grabs one of Cupid's arrows] I'll just make them fall in love, and sort it out later.

[spots a nickel and ducks] Ooh! I spy a nickel!

[arrow hits Cupid] You know, Mama Cosma, there is something I love more than money: YOU! [Mama Cosma screams as Cupid chases her]

I'm sorry I yelled at you puddin'. I promise I won't do it unless you really mess up again.

Like I will tomorrow?

It's a date.

The Crimson Chin is still a hero, right?! He'll save me, right?!

The Crimson Chin

Stupid ketchup!

Well, uh... besides, I'm not in any real trouble, right?! If I were in any real danger, my Godparents would get me outta here, right?!

Stupid ketchup!

He's my hero!

[holding a hero sandwich] And this is mine! [attempts to squeeze ketchup while shaking it up and down, but can't] Stupid ketchup!

I can't believe it! I'm this dog's dog.

Isn't that a rap song?

[gives himself some rap clothes] Word! [gets weighed down by all the stuff and crashes to the bottom of the fishbowl]

Dogs have a better sense of smell. And they can see in black and white. And they can go to the bathroom anywhere they want!

So can I. I'm just polite!

[sing-song] I married the smart one!

[sing-song] And I married the...well, he's cute, right?

Aw! Goat love!

They say it's the most honest love there is!