Jorgen quotes from The Fairly OddParents

I am Jorgen Von Strangle! DON'T BE A DUMMY!

I think we all remember the last secret wish. December 19 1986. Little Joshua Applebee secretly wished for Chuckles the Fairy eating Cockatiel.

[trying to distract Jorgen with a slideshow] And this is us vacationing in Egypt. [showing an image of Wanda in Egypt with a disgusted expression as Cosmo is also shown in the image vomiting into a barf bag]

Cosmo had food poisoning.

[a similiar image to the first one, but set in Paris] And this is us in Paris.

Food poisoning.

Fancy food poisoning! [shows another image with Cosmo and Wanda in a amusement park setting] And this is me getting food poisoning in Kidneyland- [Jorgen vaporizes the projector screen]

Your puny slideshow does not amuse me.

[cowering alongside WAnda] Well, we could just sit here cowering in fear of you.

Oooh! I'll get my camera!

Jorgen, you have to get them back!

And I will! I will use every urge of my awesome fairy powers to... [factory whistle appears and blows] Shift's over - your problem!

The handsome fairy has failed to rescue his godchild...[the crowd boos]...but he is still very sexy! [the crowd cheers and showers Juandissimo with flowers]

This, I can live with.

The rules of the Texas Cage Match are very simple: if you get blasted in the butt, YOU LOSE!

Of course.

Typical.

Denzel Crocker! You have revealed your secret!

No it was a mistake!

Isn't there supposed to be a good cop and a bad cop?

We had some cutbacks. Now do you want to stay in fairy jail for the rest of your fairy life, or do you want to blame Cosmo?

No!

[flips badge over to "good cop" side] Please?

No!

Okay, good cop over. Blame Cosmo!

Blame Cosmo? [segue into "Floating with You" song]

[handcuffed with Wanda, after "Floating with You" song finishes] You really are kind of naggy.

Did you get the handcuff key?

Yep. Operation "Distract-Jorgen-with-a-mushy-gooey-love song" works every time!

[sobbing in a corner over the love song] I saw her, and no other? And that part with the fingerprints! Fingers aren't shaped like that [hearts]! That is love!

This tea tastes like stupid green fish and fat pink fish!

WHAT?!

Nobody calls Wanda fat except my mother, and me that one time and I'll never make that mistake again.

Nobody calls Cosmo stupid except me, Jorgen, and well everybody and its still not nice!

Uh oh... that doesn't sound good.

WE QUIT!

OH NO! What did my clone do?!

Goodbye forever, you ungrateful twerp!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Norm

Hey. Anyone has an evil plan going great today? No just me? Ha Ha!

You made my godparents quit. Why you do that?

Norm

Isn't it obvious? With those 2 out of the picture that position is open to anyone including me. All the power of a Genie all the freedom of a fairy. How great will that be? For me.

You'll never get away with this!

Norm

Sure I will because according to Da Rules in about 4 seconds Jorgen is going to wipe your memory.

Timmy Turner you have lost your godparents!

Norm

Get him out of there, will ya? I gotta meet Railroad McBraceface back at the single wide.

Your godparents have quit! Which means you lose EVERYTHING! Binky, I need more ominous music. Play track 7. [Binky turns on a track on a CD which plays "Pop Goes the Weasel"] I SAID TRACK 7!

Sorry!

Norm

Oh but before I grant your wishes I QUIT! HA! IM NOT A FAIRY ANYMORE! DOUBLE HA HA!

Timmy Turner once again you have lost your fairy. BINKY TRACK 7! And this time when I wipe your memory it will stay wiped!

Norm

Hah!

And you! You are no longer a Fairy you are a genie once more!

Norm

You think I care? I still jerked Timmy of his godparents and those two floating nitwits are out of a job. I still win!

Chester

[to Norm] Not yet! You lied to me! You tricked me and you used me to hurt my best friend! Nobody makes a fool out of Chester McBadbat; except the school system, the government, and every girl I've ever met!

Turner, what did you wish for?

Okay don't be mad but, I secretly wished that everyone would stop aging so that I could stay 10 years old and keep my fairies forever.

What? WHAT?! WHEN DID YOU MAKE THIS WISH?!

50 years ago?!

So let me get this straight, you and everyone else on earth are actually 50 years older?!

Do the math Jorgen. 10 + 50 is 13. You're fine Timmy. Lets all go home. If my hunch is correct there should be a puppy there waiting for me.