Chet Ubetcha quotes from The Fairly OddParents

Chet Ubetcha

It's ho-ho-horrible! As Christmas enters its third week, the world screams, "Christmas is entering its third week!"

Chet Ubetcha

This is Chet Ubetcha with BIG news...I'M THE TALLEST NEWSCASTER ALIVE! DETAILS AT ELEVEN!

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[as Chip Skylark speaks (and fails) in protest against making Skip Sparkypants the star of a commercial] What? There's a boy trapped in a well? This is Chet Ubetcha saying: "I'm getting that boy out of the well!"

Chet Ubetcha

[on a television in a shop window] As the world falls apart at the seams, people everywhere are asking "who is responsible for this?", and "how can we tear them limb from limb?"!

Err... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yeah! He's cute when he's angry!